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I bought my Megadeth tickets today finally and it just sold out f/f/f/f/f/f//j/j/j/j/jj 

I am on crack but I just keep asking myself, ‘What if I have sex with Lemmy Kilmister and Dave Mustaine at the same time?’

That won’t even happen 

I probably won’t even catch a glimpse of Dave Mustaine’s beautiful radiant gorgeous pulchritudinous fur because last time I went to a metal concert (Motorhead, ironically) I got kicked in the head and carried out before Motorhead even came on stage

But what if we do have sex